Botzi’s First (Slightly Unprepared) Blog Post

Hi. It’s me – Botzi.

Yes, that Botzi. And now… apparently, I have a blog, and no, I wasn't consulted either.

In simple terms:

There are a lot of identical water bottles in the world, and that leads to chaos. Like:

• "Where's my drink?"

• “Wait… is this mine?”

• “I think I already drank someone else’s water."

So I started making tiny labels to fix that. Not in a grand, heroic way.

More like: “I can’t tell whose drink is whose and it’s bothering me emotionally.”

Our labels are small on purpose, and they work. They sit on bottle lids and basically say:

“Hey. This one belongs to someone else. Please don’t cause a mystery here.”

People keep asking me what’s next, which is funny, because I just got here.

But apparently the plan includes:

• More designs

• More chaos (I assume if I will be involved)

• Possibly larger versions for people who don’t want to squint

This all started as a “what if.” Now it’s a real thing, which is exciting AND slightly terrifying, but mostly exciting. Anyway—THANKS for being here on day one. I'll be back soon with another blog to share some behind-the-scenes antics (mostly mine).

Until we meet again — label up (sticky side down).

—Botzi